Dear Dickies is an original comedic one-woman performance worth changing your clothes for.

Robin Chotzinoff wrote and performed this hilarious autobiographical show, directed by Kristen Osborn. As a member of the audience, the stage set: a woman’s closet or bedroom immediately strikes you. Designed by Valerie Fowler, the room includes racks of clothes – some crumpled, and others on hangers, some in baskets to be thrown away, stored or given away.

What’s all this about, you wonder? Is it a live flea market, or a used clothing drop? No clue, and then Robin launches into her love of work clothes, in particular the brand Dickies, whom she believes she could be the perfect brand ambassador.

I wish Robin becomes a Dickies spokesperson for senior women, who are, after all, the largest group of consumers in America today. She’s humorous and, as a brand spokesperson, speaks to the qualities of Dickies, a brand I had never heard of!

Over the next forty-five minutes, we travel with her, vicariously revisiting her childhood. Her mother was a clothes horse and wanted her to dress “like a girl”; she only wanted work-clothes. Mom fantasized about Bloomingdale’s and shopping all the time. I related to this as my mother, born of the same generation as Robin’s mother, would visit another New York City institution of the time, Lord & Taylor’s. Every Saturday we’d schlepp into Manhattan from Queens for an outing.

One big difference between our mothers is that Robin’s suggested she have a breast reduction while mine bought me a trainer bra before I needed one so we could burn it at a women’s march in Washington D.C.

From the grind to the glam, Robin explores women’s emotional attachments, memories, and societal compartments related to their clothing. She also examines the expectations surrounding these outfits, as they reflect attitudes, particularly patriarchal ones, which many women of her mother’s generation fully accepted, and unfortunately, many still accept fifty years later. 

She throws out dresses that are form-fitting and sexy in favor of shapeless, bag-like shapes to throw over her body. Perhaps this is an act of teenage rebellion which lasts her entire lifetime, but it feels more like Robin sought comfort and individuation than anything else. Shame may have prompted her to choose nondescript coverings to hide this emotion. We may never know her reasons, but that is beside the point. Her detailed analysis of her life’s wardrobe gives one pause and causes us to rethink calmly our relationship to what hangs in our closets.

Audience members could choose or trade their unwanted garments after the show. I brought nothing because I had already emptied my closet six months earlier and only have what I know I’ll wear.

This was performed at the Hyde Park Theatre, 511 W 43rd St, Austin.

By Elise Krentzel

Elise Krentzel is an author, bestselling memoirist, narrative nonfiction writer, ghostwriter, and narrative IP architect whose work explores the intersection of place, identity, culture, history, and lived experience. She is the author of Rogue Entrepreneur: Building a Life the World Didn’t Have a Name For and Under My Skin: Drama, Trauma & Rock ’n’ Roll, a bestselling memoir. Her forthcoming Hydra: The Human Atlas launches a new body of work examining how place shapes who we are, what we remember, and how we transform. A former Tokyo Bureau Chief for Billboard Magazine, Krentzel spent more than two decades living and working internationally, including five years in Japan, and has reported on music, art, culture, food, travel, and the people and places that shape them. Today, she works selectively with authors, leaders, and other high-level professionals on books and narrative projects, bringing editorial rigor, lived global perspective, and a deep understanding of story architecture to work intended for serious publication and potential adaptation across film, television, and other media. She is also the founder of the Human Atlas Institute, an emerging cultural initiative built around conversation across difference and the exploration of geography, identity, culture, history, and beauty as forces that shape human experience. Krentzel's home base is in Austin, Texas, with one foot in France, and continues to write, travel, research, and develop new books and cultural projects. Find her at https://elisekrentzel.com, LinkedIn at www.linkedin.com/in/elisekrentzel. Facebook www.facebook.com/OfficiallyElise Instagram www.instagram.com/elisekrentzel.